Horpus Horrendous

John Ventimiglia

Tolly

Gilbert Owuor

Bash Brannigan

W. Earl Brown

Witt

Lea DeLaria

Queenie

Blake Sheldon

Avron

Louise Barnes

Rita

Taylor Kowalski

Clerk

Bethany Anne Lind

Molly Quinn

Bill Sage

Jukes

Tamara Austin

Bernice

Brian R. Norris

Lenny

Ron Perlman

Big Graham

Scarlett Blum

Lyla

Jeremy H. Katz

Logan George

Kate Kilcoyne

Young Katherine Harlow (uncredited)